I Was Naive, But I Certainly Was

A Happy Marriage Has The Tranquility Of A Lovely Sunset.

If At First You Do Succeed, Try Something Harder.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

We Need Not Fear Life, Because God Is The Ruler Of All And We Need Not Fear Death, Because He Shares Immortality With Us.

I Advise Keeping Four Feet On The Floor And All Hands On Deck.