I Was Almost Put Out Of Business

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.