I Was A Standup Comedian, Which Is

I'm Just An Enormous British Comedy Fan.

I'm Just Always A Bit Thrown When, In The Immediate Aftermath Of Some Event Which Makes Us Feel Like Either God's Out To Get Us Or He's Not Doing His Job As Well As He Can, We All Still Get Together And Continue To Ask Him For Help.

Who Knew There Were So Many Ghosts To Be Busted In The World?

Forty Is The Line Of Demarcation That Says You're An Adult Now. You're An Adult, So Don't Pretend You're A Kid Anymore.

What You Want Is The Thing That Critics Love And Audiences Love, But That's The Hardest Thing To Do.