I Wanted To Be A Radio Announcer.

When I Was A Kid, I Loved All The Silent Comedians - Buster Keaton, Laurel And Hardy, Chaplin. And I Used To Imitate Them. I'd Go To See A Buster Keaton Movie And Come Home And Try Things Out I'd Seen. I Learned To Do Pratfalls When I Was Very Young.

I've Been Talking About Retiring For Years. It's My Standard Answer To The Question, 'what Are Your Future Plans?' The Truth Is, I'll Always Want To Do Things That Are Worthwhile Or Fun.

No, I Did Night Clubs Right Here In Los Angeles. My Partner, Phil Erickson, Put Me In The Business, A Guy From My Home Town, A Dear Friend Who We Just Lost A Couple Of Months Ago.

Rob Petrie Is Who I Really Am - In Personality And General Ineffectiveness.

'the Show' Was The Most Fun I Ever Had And The Most Creative Period Of My Life.