I Want A President Who Can Handle

Skepticism Turns To Cynicism, Which Leads To Apathy And Despair, Which Can Cause Sleeplessness, Dry-mouth, And Loss Of Sex Drive?

When The Constitution Was Written, The Founders Had No Way Of Anticipating The New Technologies That Would Evolve In The Coming Centuries.

Ralph Nader Is A Hero. I Know Ralph, And I Call Him Up Occasionally. He's Helped Me Out On A Couple Of Occasions When I've Given Speeches To Corporations Where He'd Have A Good... He'd Give Me Some Good Information.

There Is - I Mean - I Found Early In Life That Righteous Indignation Is A Little Off-putting, And So I Try To Couch It With Humor.

It's Not Preppies, Cause I'm A Preppie Myself. I Just Don't Like Homosexuals. If You Ask Me, They're All Homosexuals In The Pudding. Hey, I Was Glad When That Pudding Homosexual Got Killed In Philadelphia.