I Used To Love Ninja Movies. That

I'm Not Handsome Enough To Be James Bond. Maybe A Villain, Though.

I'm Not A Tweeter Or A Facebooker Or A Grammer. I'm A Real Grump When It Comes To Technology. I'm Like, Come On, Just Write Me A Letter.

In The Landscape, Colors Are More Neutral Than You May Think. Pay Close Attention To This. Small Areas Of Rich Color Can Make The Whole Painting Look Colorful.

My Palette Contains A Warm And Cool Of Each Primary, Plus Four Modifiers: Yellow Ochre, Burnt Sienna, Blue-violet And Phthalo Yellow-green Just Mix As I Go For Each Painting.

Apparently, As A Kid, I Used To Eat Spiders. Maybe There's Some Freudian Significance Behind That.