I Used To Jog But The Ice

Remember, Life Is Just A Game And No One Gets Out Alive

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Front Of An Oncoming Train.

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello

The Only Thing I'm Allergic To Is Criticism.

Rock & Roll Is Not So Much A Question Of Electric Guitars As It Is Striped Pants.