I Try To Have Sex As Much

I'm Really Sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb Sarcastic. She's Dry, 100%. I'm Different From Her.

I Remember Reading These Articles When I Was Younger, And I Just Felt Like, Well, In Order To Look Like That, You Have To Have Some Secret, Magical Unicorn Blood That Makes Carbs Disappear As They Go Into Your Body. I Prefer The Truth.

I Think It's Always Funny When Somebody Thinks You're Going To Do Something Super Sexy And Then You Don't.

I Know A Lot Of People Have A Hard Time Talking Dirty - They Dont Know What To Say, How To Start, Or When To End It. Also, At First They Will Think They Sound Ridiculous. And They Might. But Let Me Just Say That Talking Dirty Is So Important In Sex. And Its Pretty Easy. To Wit: Establish From The Very Beginning That You Like This. And Trust Me, You Want To Do It Early On. Because If You Wait Too Long To Introduce The Concept, Your Special Lady Friend Will Be A Little Thrown And Might Not Take You Seriously.

The Word 'geek' Today Does Not Mean What It Used To Mean. A Geek Isn't The Skinny Kid With A Pocket Protector And Acne. There Can Be Computer Geeks, Video Game Geeks, Car Geeks, Military Geeks, And Sports Geeks. Being A Geek Just Means That You're Passionate About Something.