I Tried Marijuana Once. I Did Not

Politics Is For People Who Are Too Ugly To Get Into Showbusiness.

I've Been Talking About Income Inequality In America For Twenty Years, And When I Was President, People Didn't Pay Much Attention To It, Probably Because Wages Were Going Up. But I Don't Think I've Given A Single Solitary Speech Since I Left Office That I Hadn't Talked About It. It's A Problem Around The World And Within The United States. So These People Have Put That On The Agenda.

The Malcolm Baldrige National Quality Award, Which Highlights Customer Satisfaction, Workforce Empowerment, And Increased Productivity, Has Come To Symbolize America's Commitment To Excellence.

President Obama's Record On National Security Is A Tribute To His Strength, And Judgment, And To His Preference For Inclusion And Partnership Over Partisanship.

The New Rage Is To Say That The Government Is The Cause Of All Our Problems, And If Only We Had No Government, We'd Have No Problems. I Can Tell You, That Contradicts Evidence, History, And Common Sense.