I Told You I Was Sick.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!