I Think They Named The Orange Before

What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't Even Know Rice Had Nipples!

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.

I Bought A New Pair Of Pajamas With Pockets, Which Is Great, Cause Now I Don't Have To Hold Things When I Sleep.

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.