I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.