I Think Pickles Are Cucumbers That Sold

I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm Staying At, But There Are Two Trees Involved.

I Play The Guitar. I Taught Myself How To Play The Guitar, Which Was A Bad Decision... Because I Didn't Know How To Play It, So I Was A Shitty Teacher. I Would Never Have Went To Me.

I Used To Drink Wine. This Girl Asked Me, "doesn't Wine Give You A Headache?" "yeah, Eventually, But The First And The Middle Part Are Amazing!"

I Ate One Anchovy, And That Is Why I Did Not Eat Two Anchovies.

When I Was A Boy, I Laid In My Twin-sized Bed And Wondered Where My Brother Was.