I Swore That I Wouldn't Be One

Yeah. Iʼve Always Felt This Way. I Mean Weʼre Born Alone, We Die Alone. And While Weʼre Here We Are Absolutely, Completely Sealed In Our Own Bodies. Really Weird. Kinda Freaks Me Out To Think About It. We Can Only Experience The Outside World Through Our Own Slanted Perception Of It. Who Knows What Youʼre Really Like. I Just See What I Think Youʼre Like.

When The Youth Of America Gets Together, Amazing Things Happen.

The Most Important Thing Is To Cleanse And Moisturise Your Face Twice A Day. Use Eye Drops. If Your Eyes Are White, You Look Healthy; You Look Fresh. Every Man Should Have A Magnifying Mirror. If You Look Good Magnified, You Are Set To Go.

We Do Objectify Women In Our Culture. We're Starting To Objectify Men A Little Bit More. And There Is Nothing Wrong With That. Objectify Maybe Is The Wrong Word. Celebrate Their Bodies And Use Beautiful Men, Beautiful Women As A Tool To Get Your Attention And To Sell Things. But No-one - We're Very, Very Uncomfortable In Our Culture With Looking At A Naked Man. You Know, Naked Women Are Everywhere, Selling Everything. And Again, This Is Quite Sexist. But Naked Men Make Us Nervous.

Banking Types Should Take Their Cue From Gordon Gekko. Or Pick The Best-looking Banker In Their Firm And Copy Him.