I Stare Out The Window And Wait

Players Who Stand Flat Footed And Swing With Their Arms Are Golfers, Not Hitters.

I've Cheated, Or Someone On My Team Has Cheated, In Almost Every Single Game I've Been In.

Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign Autographs For Little Kids Ain't An American. He's A Communist.

To Be A Good Hitter You've Got To Do One Thing - Get A Good Ball To Hit.

I Don't Like To Sound Egotistical, But Every Time I Stepped Up To The Plate With A Bat In My Hands, I Couldn't Help But Feel Sorry For The Pitcher.