I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream...

The Greatest Threat Facing American Today - Next To Voter Fraud, The Western Pinebark Beetle, And The Memory Foam Mattress - Is The National News Media.

You Don't Need The Right Facts If You Have The Right Inflection.

I Thought Black Friday Was When Everyone Puts On Blackface And Steals Children From Wal-mart.

In God's Eyes All Children Are Beautiful But Here On Earth We Have Higher Standards.

Take It From Me, There's Nothing Like A Job Well Done, Except The Quiet Enveloping Darkness At The Bottom Of A Bottle Of Jim Beam After A Job Done Any Way At All.