I Really, Really Love Being A Mum

Americans Are So Dedicated To Their Jobs.

Footballers Wives Are Like Leeches, Feeding Off Their Partners Success. I Don't Want To Be A Footballer's Wife.

I Used To Be A Window Cleaner. I Got Fired Because I Sometimes Liked To Drink The Soapy Water.

I Love All Those Stupid, Cheesy Chat-up Lines Like 'did God Take The Stars Out Of The Sky And Put Them Into Your Eyes?' But I Never Get Chatted Up.

My Daughter Is Wonderful And Incredibly Well Behaved. I Am Very Lucky. She Will Always Be My Priority.