I Read To My Kid, But I

Hanukkah Is...the Festival Of Lights, Instead Of One Day Of Presents, We Get Eight Crazy Nights

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

You've Just Got To Give Yourself Time - That's Good Advice I Think. Give Yourself Time To Figure Out What You're Good At And What You're Not Good At.

Snl Is A Home. You've Got All Of Your Brothers And Sisters There, And It's A Great Time.

If A Girl Breaks Up With Me, I Want Her To Just Die, Just Be Dead. Not 'cause I Hate Her So Much As It's Just Easier For When My Friends Go, 'hey, What Happened?' 'oh, She's Dead. I'd Still Be With Her, But She's Dead. What Can I Do? She Was Loving Me, But She's Dead.'