I Pledge Allegiance To The Christian Flag,

I Am Uniquely Positioned And Prepared To Be President. I Can Assure You I Am Serious. I Am Committed

I Have As Much Experience In The Congress As Jack Kennedy Did When He Sought The Presidency.

Wouldn't It Be Wonderful To Have A Cure For Aids In The Marketplace Before Magic Johnson Gets Aids?

Our Party Has Been Accused Of Fooling The Public By Calling Tax Increases 'revenue Enhancement'. Not So. No One Was Fooled

You Couldn't Even Prove The White House Staff Sane Beyond A Reasonable Doubt. When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half. I Am Not Part Of The Problem. I Am A Republican.