I Only Made $200 A Week And

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.