I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

I Did Not Do Anything Wrong As A Governor, Even If You Accept The Verdict As It Is, It Doesn't Indicate That.

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

Some Politicians Like To Kiss Babies. I Like To Kiss The Baby's Mommas.

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.