I Never See Any Home Cooking -

You Can't Have Been Here Long, You Haven't Got A Pot Belly.

As So Often Happens, I Discover That It Would Have Been Better To Keep My Mouth Shut.

If I Were Reincarnated I Would Wish To Be Returned To Earth As A Killer Virus To Lower Human Population Levels.

Well, You Didn't Design Your Beard Too Well, Did You?

I Would Like To Go To Russia Very Much — Although The Bastards Murdered Half My Family.