I Never Saw A Pitcher I Didn't

People Ask Me What I Do In Winter When There's No Baseball. I'll Tell You What I Do. I Stare Out The Window And Wait For Spring.

I Don't Want To Play Golf. When I Hit A Ball, I Want Someone Else To Go Chase It.

I'd Rather Him (grover Alexander) Pitch A Crucial Game For Me Drunk, Then Anyone I've Ever Known Sober. He Was That Good.

I've Never Been A Yes Man.

Now The Advantage Is All With The Hitters.