I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across

A Drama Critic Is A Person Who Surprises The Playwright By Informing Him What He Meant.

The Difference Between Chirping Out Of Turn And A Faux Pas Depends On What Kind Of A Bar You're In.

There's Nothing So Comfortable As A Small Bankroll. A Big One Is Always In Danger.

All Anger Is Not Sinful, Because Some Degree Of It, And On Some Occasions, Is Inevitable. But It Becomes Sinful And Contradicts The Rule Of Scripture When It Is Conceived Upon Slight And Inadequate Provocation, And When It Continues Long.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.