I Never Got A Job I Didn't

Get Up Early In The Morning Before Everybody Has Breathed Up All The Good Air.

Pan Me, Don't Give Me The Part, Publish Everybody's Book But This One And I Will Still Make It!

Get The Knack Of Getting People To Help You And Also Pitch In Yourself.

In Our Family We Don't Divorce Our Men - We Bury Them.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.