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Why Do People Do Yoga? To Clear Their Minds? I Embrace The Clutter In My Head.

Stand-up Is The Only Career Like That Where Once You Get Really Big At It, People Kind Of Encourage You Not To Do It.

Women Need Food, Water, And Compliments That's Right. And An Occasional Pair Of Shoes.

Only A Woman Can Make You Feel Wrong For Doing Something Right.

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.