I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A

Defeat Is Not An Option. Period. The End.

I Don't Want To Get High With My Kids, Because Then Everything Is Different Forever. That's So Stupid, I Think.

For Now, I'm Just Going To Hang Out With These Two Smoking Hotties And Fly Privately Around The World. It Might Be Lonely Up Here, But I Sure Like The View.

I Just Think The Whole Disease Model Of Addiction Is Crap. It's Rooted In Fiction And Junk Science.

Here's The Good News. If I Realize That I'm Insane, Then I'm Okay With It. I'm Not Dangerous Insane.