I Loved Harry Truman With All My

It's Simply A Tragedy That Anyone Today Goes Blind From Glaucoma, When It's So Unnecessary.

Having A Phobia Has Changed Me.

Viewers Figure, 'uncle Willard Doesn't Know Any More About The Weather Than I Do.' They're Right.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.

Take A Microphone Out Of My Hands, And I'm Just Plain Folks.