I Love You Like A Fat Kid

This Happens To Me: I Have This Great Idea And Then I Make The Mistake Of Telling Someone Else.

When Did Ignorance Become A Point Of View?

A Person With A Flexible Schedule And Average Resources Will Be Happier Than A Rich Person Who Has Everything Except A Flexible Schedule. Step One In Your Search For Happiness Is To Continually Work Toward Having Control Of Your Schedule.

The Marketing Department Uses Many Advanced Techniques To Match Products And Buyers In A Way That Mximizes Profits. For Example, They Give Away Keychains.

Great Minds Don't Think Alike. If They Did, The Patent Office Would Only Have About Fifty Inventions.