I Love Standup Comedians. I Really Do.

The Ridiculousness And Idiocy Of Life Is Embraced And Examined. It Nurtures The Childhood Perspective In Everyone.

There's Something That's Really Fun About The Challenge Of Making The Mundane Funny, Too, I Think.

You Wanna Know How Good Bacon Is? To Improve Other Food, They Wrap It In Bacon.

Screaming. Did I Mention The Screaming? Screaming Is Usually Associated With Horror Films And Roller Coasters. This Is Why I Usually Look Like I've Just Watched A Horror Film On A Rollercoaster. Kids Love To Scream. Frightened, Happy, Bored. They Scream. I've Actually Learned To Love The Sound Of A Vacuum Cleaner. It's Just So Peaceful.

I Come From A Very Big Family. Nine Parents.