I Love Playing Ego And Insecurity Combined.

Everything You Gain In Life Will Rot And Fall Apart, And All That Will Be Left Of You Is What Was In Your Heart.

To Find Real Peace You Have To Let The Armor Go. Your Need For Acceptance Can Make You Invisible In This World. Don't Let Anything Stand In The Way Of The Light That Shines Through This Form. Risk Being Seen In All Of Your Glory.

Comedy Started Out As My Hobby And Then It Became My Profession. It's Like Being On Call All The Time, Like Having A Built-in Beeper. You Can't Just Leave The Office And Relax Because You Never Know When You'll Think Of Something Funny.

I Don't Feel Any Pressure To Be Funny At All. I'm Funny Because I Want To Be Funny. I Could Sit Here And Be Serious For An Hour And You Would Go Away And Make Me Much Funnier Than I Am.

Those Times In Life When You're Terrified Are The Mastery Times.