I Love Being A Dad. I Just

That's The True Spirit Of Christmas; People Being Helped By People Other Than Me.

When I Jumped Off A Roof In Cannes In A Bee Costume, I Looked Ridiculous. But This Is My Business; I Have To Humiliate Myself.

I Once Had A Leather Jacket That Got Ruined In The Rain. Why Does Moisture Ruin Leather? Aren't Cows Outside A Lot Of The Time? When It's Raining, Do Cows Go Up To The Farmhouse, "let Us In! We're All Wearing Leather! Open The Door! We're Going To Ruin The Whole Outfit Here!"

I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.

You Know Why Fish Are So Thin? They Eat Fish.