I Love Australia - I Think.

Most Of My Contemporaries At School Entered The World Of Business, The Logical Destiny Of Bores.

The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful And The Best Place To Live.

I Was Born With A Priceless Gift, The Ability To Laugh At The Misfortunes Of Others.

There Is No More Terrible Fate For A Comedian Than To Be Taken Seriously.

I Drift Along, Thinking About The Past A Great Deal. The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful, And The Best Place To Live. I End Up There Quite Often, You Know; It's Very Comfortable And Dependable.