I Like To Roast Things From The

You Have Such A Huge Career ... Behind You.

I've Always Liked Cops, As Much As You Can Like A Group Of People, You Know? Sure, I've Been Hassled, But I'm A White Dude - Privileged.

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.

My Parents Passed Away When I Was A Teenager, So I Had To Learn Different Survival Techniques, I Think, In Comedy. You Know, Using Comedy As A Pressure Release, As A Release Valve In Life Really Kept My Sanity.

The Good Thing About A Jail Show Is Nobody Gets Up And Walks Out.