I Like To Give My Inhibitions A

But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.