I Like Terra Firma; The More Firma,

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.

Office Hours Are From 12 To 1 With An Hour Off For Lunch.

I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.