I Like Neither New Clothes Nor New

If I Had 20 Days To Solve A Problem, I Would Take 19 Days To Define It

Memory Is Deceptive Because It Is Colored By Today's Events.

When I Was Young I Found Out That The Big Toe Always Ends Up Making A Hole In A Sock. So I Stopped Wearing Socks.

Perfection Of Means And Confusion Of Goals Seem To Characterize Our Age. If We Desire Sincerely And Passionately The Safety, The Welfare And The Free Development Of The Talents Of All Men, We Shall Not Be In Want Of The Means To Approach Such A State.

Only Six Men In The World Know About Relativity. I Am Not One Of Them. When I Ask Them To Explain, They Confused Me.