I Like My Whisky Old And My

The Public Has Always Expected Me To Be A Playboy, And A Decent Chap Never Lets His Public Down.

If There Is Anyone To Whom I Owe Money, I'm Prepared To Forget It If They Are.

I Portray Myself As Wicked, Hoping I Will Not Be Regarded As Wicked. But I May Be Wicked In The Biblical Sense

Women Won't Let Me Stay Single And I Won't Let Me Stay Married.

I Always See About Six Scuffles A Night When I Come To San Francisco. That's One Of The Town's Charms.