I Like Animals Who Trust People.

We All Ought To Understand We're On Our Own. Believing In Santa Claus Doesn't Do Kids Any Harm For A Few Years But It Isn't Smart For Them To Continue Waiting All Their Lives For Him To Come Down The Chimney With Something Wonderful. Santa Claus And God Are Cousins.

You're Better Off Missing A Bus Or An Airplane Once In A While Than You Are Getting There Too Early All The Time.

We've Sent A Man To The Moon And That's 29,000 Miles Away. The Center Of The Earth Is Only 4,000 Miles Away. You Could Drive That In A Week But For Some Reason Nobody's Ever Done It.

Most College Students Are Not As Smart As Most College Presidents.

I Hate To Say It, But I Had A Great Time In World War Ii.