I Learned To Walk As A Baby,

When You Don't Have Any Money, The Problem Is Food. When You Have Money, It's Sex. When You Have Both, It's Health.

Just Because You've Failed Once, It Doesn't Mean You're Going To Fail At Everything.

There's Only One Sort Of Natural Blonde On Earth - Albinos.

I Have Too Many Fantasies To Be A Housewife. I Guess I Am A Fantasy.

I Think I Have Always Had A Little Humor.