I Know I'm Smarter Than An Armadillo

I Need A Stimulating Environment To Write Because My Books Are Driven At 100 Miles Per Hour At A Time.

Sometimes If You Want To Know For Sure Whether The Stove Is Hot, The Only Way To Find Out Is To Touch It.

Now They Broke My Toothbrush, I Don't Own Anything.

Most Actors Are Small, Anyway - At Least Compared To Me.

Plan A Is To Hitch A Ride Out Of Here. But If They Want A War, Then Plan B Is To Win It.