I Keep Things Pretty Simple.

I Think As Far As Self-promotion Goes, I Probably Have A Lot To Learn.

I'm The Star Of Stage, Screen, And Television Now, But I'm Also Available For Children's Parties And Bar Mitzvahs.

It's Strange What Desire Will Make Foolish People Do.

The One Thing I’ve Always Had Going For Me Was People’s Low Expectations. Nobody Ever Expects A Whole Hell Of A Lot From Me.

If Frank Sinatra Is Singing, Maybe Everything Will Go Good.