I Just Found Out That I Have

One Of The Most Difficult And Ironic Murder Weapons Is The Life Jacket.

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.

I Like When People Wear A Wwjd Bracelet, Because It's Like An Example Of The First Thing Jesus Wouldn't Do, Probably.

If I Ever Saw An Amputee Getting Hanged, I'd Probably Just Start Calling Out Letters.

To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight, Put Tiny Sunglasses On It.