I Haven't Gone Completely Insane, But It

I'm Smart And I Can Be Really Funny And Interesting And I Can Go Toe-to-toe With Anybody In A Conversation.

I've Done One Movie. And It's Not A Movie I Want To Stand On As Far As Acting Ability Goes. I Mean, I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar Anytime Soon. I'm Not Meryl Streep.

Hollywood Is The Most Superficial Thing You Could Possibly Be A Part Of And If I Weren't Attractive, I Wouldn't Be Working At All.

If I Ever Lose A Role Because Of My Tattoos, I'll Quit Hollywood And Go To Work At Costco.

I Have The Libido Of A 15-year-old Boy. My Sex Drive Is So High. I'd Rather Have Sex With Brian All The Time Than Leave The House. He Doesn't Mind.