I Have The Knack Of Easing Scruples.

I Have A Heart To Love All The World; And Like Alexander I Wish There Were Yet Other Worlds, So I Could Carry Even Further My Amorous Conquests.

A Laudation In Greek Is Of Marvellous Efficacy On The Title-page Of A Book.

One Can Be Well-bred And Write Bad Poetry

Everything That's Prose Isn't Verse And Everything That Isn't Verse Is Prose. Now You See What It Is To Be A Scholar!

Writing Is Like Prostitution. First You Do It For Love, And Then For A Few Close Friends, And Then For Money.