I Have No Desire To Ever Talk

Hippies, Hippies... They Want To Save The World But All They Do Is Smoke Pot And Play Frisbee!

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.

I Spend Shockingly Little Time Thinking About Real-world Stuff.

You Don't Need Missionaries In Colorado; You Got Colorado.

You Know That Everyone Thinks That In Order To Do South Park We Must Be Wild, Crazy, Rock And Roll Stars. But The Truth Is We're Just Wholesome Middle-american Guys. We Enjoy Soda Pop, Baseball And Beating Up Old People Just As Much As Anybody