I Have Never Seen A Situation So

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.