I Have Never Even Had A Sip

Three Weeks Ago One Of My Dreams Came True. I Finally Got To See Something I Always Wanted To Witness Live. I Finally Saw Someone Get Hit By A Car... Nailed!

There Will Be A Guy In A Yellow Poncho, His Name Is Hank, He Will Take You To The Whopper Lair.

I'm Shooting A Pilot Based On My Show. It's A One-camera Show. I Play Myself.

The Little Boy Inside Of All Us Men Always Loves Something Video Game Related.

Listening To Evanescence Makes Me Want To Break Up With A Girl In Real Time As A Giant Antique Hourglass Falls To The Floor In Slow Motion.