I Have Never Been Racist.

I Am Very Fortunate Having The Job That I Do And I Want To Do It For As Long As Possible.

Who Is The Muppet Coaching Chelsea??? Avb??? Hmmm!! 25yrs For Ferguson, Hopefully Not Even 6 Months For This Avb Geezer!

Everyone Is Into Male Grooming.

She [my Wife] Has Had A Caesarean, So She Can't Bend Over. It's A Good Excuse [for Not Changing Nappies], I Suppose.

I Love England And I Love Cricket.