I Have Been Vain Since Birth.

I'm Not Proud To Be Me, I'm Not Excited To Be Me, But I Find That I Am Me, And Like Most Other Individuals, I Send Out Little Signals; I Tell Everyone Else How Everything Looks From Where I Am.

I Was Making My Living From A Joke About My Appearance That I Didn't Understand, And In A Way Still Don't, Because When I Look In A Mirror It Doesn't Seem Funny To Me.

I Am Recognized A Lot For Clueless, But I Am Recognized A Great Deal For The Princess Bride. I Dont Know... Maybe Everybody Who Has Seen That Movie Just Goes Out On The Street.

There's Nothing Regular About My Life At All, Really. I Don't Keep A Regular Schedule And Every Day Is Different. It's All Rather Chaotic.

Children, I Always Think, Are Just Putting On A Performance Of Being Naive And Not Understanding Anything. I Have Worked With Children In Films, And They're Treated As Adults And They Just Drop The Pretense Of Being Children.